You, or a friend, managed to collect all the special dyes secreted in other worlds.
All the Demon Doors in Albion have been opened. No wonder there’s an unnatural draught.
You, or a friend, managed to find all of Murgo's statuettes. A career in swindling beckons.
Being a Hero isn't just about quests, it's about spreading the love. A lot of love.
You, or a friend, brought a wave of nausea to five poor people. It was probably fake rotting flesh.
Nothing makes people laugh more than hobbes dressed as heroes. Except Heroes dressed as hobbes.
A balverine Hero scared five innocent bystanders. How were they to know it was just a costume?
You, or a friend, reached an impressive multiplier of 10 in the intimidating Colosseum.
The Colosseum's resident necromancer stood little chance against such a Hero.
A Hero dressed as a chicken and proceeded to kick many of its own kind. We're sickened.
20,000 Colosseum points! Few have attained such a landmark. Less than a million, probably.
You have seen what is to come. But will you be ready for the future when it arrives?
Heroes are the harbingers of injuries both painful and comedic. Which explains the 25 groin shots.
Thanks to heroic trading skills, every mystery item in The Box of Secrets has been uncovered.
You, or a friend, recovered all the totems in Knothole Island and reactivated the Weather Chamber.
You, or another Hero, have recovered the lost lore of Knothole Island.
A Hero won 500 gold at a tavern game in one sitting. Time for more gambling!
The Needs of The Few' has condemned thousands to death so that loved ones might live.
The Needs of the One' has condemned thousands to death for nothing but gold.
The Needs of the Many' has sacrificed loved ones so that many more will live.
You were there when the Hero of Skill was recruited.
You, or a friend, have mastered the chain attack. Lightning-quick strikes are almost unstoppable.
Everybody knows black is the coolest colour.
You, or a friend, spread the joy (and pain) of intoxication to five people in under three minutes.
You, or a friend, plunged an incredible 500 feet off a cliff. Heights hold no fears for Heroes.
You, or a friend, threw a really swinging party. No one spreads joy like a Hero.
A property was sold for twice its original value. Now that's good business.
A gift was sent to an Xbox LIVE friend. Aren't Heroes nice people?
You, or a friend, hit three targets with one shot. Reaver himself would be envious.
You achieved a co-op combat bonus.
You were there when the Hero of Will was recruited.
Tattoos are forever. Just like this achievement.
Bandits deserve having their minds messed with, and it's also jolly good fun!
Five human enemies were killed with one magnificent spell.
You were there when the Hero of Strength was recruited.
You, or a friend, changed titles. We still know who you really are. No one hides from us.
The whole of Albion has heard the songs you've commissioned about yourself. Show-off.
Your dog, or another Hero's, has one more trick in his repertoire.
You, or a friend, showed what it takes to be a model employee.
There is nothing more fulfilling than doing one's job well!
Thag the Impatient has been defeated. Albion has a new Hero.
So, proud of yourself? Big brave hunter killed an innocent rabbit? How do you sleep at night?
You, or your friend, played fetch with the dog. That little fellow just loves to play.
You, or a friend, excavated a site discovered by the dog and found something.
A child Hero collected five gold pieces for a fateful purpose.
You, or a friend, kicked a poor, defenceless chicken. Good thing they have reinforced feathers.
Are achievements really worth the lives of so many innocents? Probably.
You went to bed with more than one person and... Well, why do you think we blacked out the screen?
You, or a friend, committed an act of public indecency. Oh, the shame of it.
Marriage is so great, one might as well do it twice!
You, or a friend, convinced someone to hand over a present.
You, or a friend, have contributed to the population of Albion.
You, or a friend, got married! You don't remember the wedding night? You were probably drunk.
You, or a friend, have taken morality to its utmost extreme. Neutral Heroes are so boring.
You, or a friend, organised the perfect date. Let's hope it was worth the trouble.
You have turned hollow man-killing into an artform. Turns out it wasn't a flesh wound.
You uncovered the gargoyles' treasure. The cheeky rocks have mocked you for the last time.
You performed a perfect co-op expression. Isn't it nice playing together?
You, or a friend, performed a perfect expression and impressed a villager. Heroes are such a posers.
You, or a friend, managed to steal something from a house while people stood nearby.
You, or a friend, are the most famous person in Albion. Heroes deserve to be celebrities!
You, or a friend, found every single silver key in Albion. Some would call you obsessive. Not us.
You, or a friend, collected all the Hero dolls. Shame you can't auction them off now.
You, or a friend, have taken purity or corruption to its utmost extreme.
There is no richer Hero in the whole of Albion!
You, or a friend, have gathered every expression, pet trick and ability available. Such dedication.
